Tarak mehta ka ulta chashma- sundar ki shaadi(part 1)

Shehar ke outskirts par ek kharaab rasta hai, uspar ek autorickshaw bade mushkil se chal raha hai, auto ke andar Champaklal aur uski bahu Daya travel kar rahe hai

Kharaab raste ke wajah se bahut mushkil ho raha hai auto driver ko. Madamji, aur is raaste mai gaya toh mera auto ko damage ho jaayega, bahut kharcha padega tab, driver bolta hai

Theek hai waise bhi hum sahi road par aagaye hai, Sirf ghar dhundana hai, Champaklal bolta hai. Arey bahu, tumhaara paas chutta hai? Champaklal puchta hai

Haa papaji , ruko. Daya bolti hai aur paise deti hai, dono utarke ek chai ki thele ke paas address puchte hai, aur ghar ke saamne aate hai
Papaji, yaha lagta hai paani ka pipe toota hai, itna Saara ganda paani beh raha hai raste par, aur hame iske upar se hi ghar tak  pahunchna hai, Daya bolti hai. 

Arey yeh toh problem ho gaya, mera paav ka dard puri tarah theek nahi hua, aur upar se kapde bhi gande ho jaayenge

Papaji, mere paas ek idea hai, Daya bolti hai 

Udhar ghar ke andar ek pati patni, mehmaano ka intezaar kar rahe hai, abtak toh Daya aur uske sasur Champaklal ko aa jaana chahiye tha, zara baahar dekhke aao na, kahi hamara ghar mila ya nahi unko. Pati puchta hai

Patni darwaaza khol ke hairani se baahar dekh rahi hai, Arey kya hua ? Koi buzurg aur ek jawaan ladki dikh rahe kya ? Pati andar se puchta hai. 
Woh pata nahi, lekin hamare ghar ke saamne, ek ladki, ek busurg aadmi ko bacche ki tarah qamar mai uthaake khadi hai ! Patni bolti hai

Yeh tum kya bol rahi ho ? Pati baahar aake dekhta hai, Daya apne sasur ko apni qamar ke upar uthaake, behti naale ko paar kar rahi hai, dono pati patni, Daya ki taaqat se ekdum hairan hai ! 

Yeh Daya khaati kya hai ? Uska sasur champaklal koi patla halka aadmi nahi hai, fir bhi usko bacche ki tarah uthaake chal rahi hai apne qamar mai. Hey bhagwaan ! Patni bolti hai

Sasur ko ab bhi uthaake hi Daya, pati patni ke paas aati hai. Tum apne sasur ko aise bacche ki tarah uthaake kyon khadi ho ? Pati puchta hai hairani mai. Arey uncle, paapaji ka pair mai dard hai, aur woh behti naala ganda bhi tha, toh maine hi unko uthaalia, Daya bolti hai

Daya ke qamar mai uthaaye hue sasurji, uski bahu ki taaqat se Ekdum shocked hai, Arey ab toh mujhe neeche utaaro, champaklal bolta hai. Arey paapaji, itni duur toh maine aapko uthaake laa hi lia hai, ab aise hi ghar ke andar le jaake utaarungi, Daya bolti hai

He bhagwan, yeh ladki kis cheez se bani hai ? Patni puchti hai. Daya aur uski sasur ab chai peerahe hai, actually Hum, Daya Ka  bhai sundarlal ke shaadi ke liye, aapki beti Khushboo ka haath maangne aaye hai, champaklal bolta hai, pati patni ko

Yeh toh badi acchi baat hai, pati patni bolte hai, hamaari beti khushboo ab naukri kar rahi hai, sundarlal aur hamaari beti ek baar mil le, dono ko pasand hua toh baat badhate hai. 

Agle din ki subah, Jethalal apne ghar mai, Dukan Jaane ke liye ready ho raha hai. Daya nashta lekar aati hai, papa bol rahe they ki tumne unko apne qamar mai uthaalia tha ? Woh bhi khushboo ke ghar ke saamne? Mere papa ab bhi shock mai hai ! Jethalal bolta hai

Daya hasne lagti hai, agar aapke paapa ki jagah mere paapa hote, toh bhi mai yahi karti, Daya bolti hai. Kya sach mai unko uthaa sakti ho tum ? Jethalal hairaani se puchta hai. Tum jaisi patli ladki, itna strong kaise ho sakti hai ? 

har ladki strong hi hoti hai, aur waise, apne gharwaalo ko nahi, toh ek bahu aur kisko uthaayegi ? Daya puchti hai pyaar se. Chalo dukan ke liye der ho raha hai, shaam ko baat karte hai, jethalal bolta hai

Shaam ko Daya, uska bhai Sundar, Jethalal aur champaklal sab  chai peeke baat kar rahe hai. Dekho sundar, yeh khushboo Daya ki ek dost ki behan hai, ladki acchi hai. Ek baar milo usko, pasand aaye toh shaadi ki baat karenge, Champaklal bolte hai

Itni jaldi shaadi ? Sundar puchta hai. Ab toh shaadi karke settle ho jao. Aur mujhe chuna lagaana chodo. Jethalal gusse mai bolta hai. 

Mai aisi ladki se shaadi karunga jo daya didi jitni taaqat waali hogi, sundar bolta hai. Tumhaara didi aur taaqatwali ? Jethalal hasne lagta hai, maachis ki teeli jitna moti hai tumhara didi. 

Tappu ke pappa, mujhe itna kamzor mat samjhiye, kya aap sundar ko utha sakte ho ? Daya puchti hai. Sundar ko ? Yeh saand ko kaun utha sakta hai ? Jethalal hasta hai

Sundar idhar aao, daya bolti hai, sundar ko ek hi jhatke mai uthaake, apni qamar ke upar bitha leti hai. Apni patli biwi, sundar jaise bhaari aadmi ko uthaake dekh  jethalaal ki muh, khula ka khula rehta jaata hai ! 

Tappu ki ma ! Tumhari patli qamar ke upar Sundar jaisa saand ko kyon bitha ke rakhi ho ? Uska pura wazan uthake.. Neeche utaaro usko. Kahi chot na aajaye

Daya, sundar ka pura wazan uthaake khadi hai, aur has rahi hai. Tappu ke bapu, mai pura bachpan sundar ko utha rahi hoon, sundar toh mere liye pankh jitna halka hai. 

Jethalal ko apni patni ka taaqat dekh ke darr lag raha hai, Yeh toh apne se bhaari aur lambi aadmi ko aasaani se qamar mai uthaake, rakshas jaisi has rahi hai ! Jethalal sochta hai

Daya ke qamar ke upar baithe sundar ab bolta hai, dekha jijaji. Koi ladki hai ? Didi jitni taaqat waali ? Batao 

Yeh Kaisi baat hui ? Yeh sundar gubbara jaisa hai, dekhne mai tagda hai, lekin andar se khokla, isko koi bhi uthelega, jethalal bolta hai. 

Arey sach mai bahu tagdi hai, uss din mujhe bhi uthaya tha na, champaklal bolta hai, bapu aap rehne do, aap pehle jaise jawaan aur bhaari nahi ho, jethalal bolta hai

Agar tum sach mai taaqat hai toh, mujhe uthaalo. Jethalal bolta hai, sundar aur champaklal dono hairan hai.

Jijaji toh bade confident hai, apne wazan pe..Sundar jo abhi bhi daya ke patli kamar ke upar baitha hai, bolta hai. Didi, jijaji ko aap cradle style uthalo 

Daya, sundar ko utaarke, apne haatho ko jethalal ki taraf dikhati hai, Aao Tappu ka bapu, aapko mai special tareeke se uthalungi. Mere pati ke liye, mere dil mai hi nahi, mere haatho mai bhi khaas jagah hai, Daya ab jetha ke paas aati hai

Arey daya, Mai mazaak kar raha tha..yeh tum kya kar rahi ho, jethalal darr se bolta hai, Daya apne haatho se jethalal ka pura wazan uthaleti hai. Jethalal ko yakeen nahi aa raha ki, uski patli biwi, usko cradle lift mai utha lia hai ! 

Hey bhagwaan, mujhe bachaalo, Daya ke haatho mai uthaye hue jethalal darr se bolta hai. Woh neeche dekhta hai, aur Daya ke haatho mai uthaya woh, zameen se itna upar hai dekh ke, Daya ko kas ke gale lagta hai, darr se

Arey waah Tappu ke bapu, pehli baar mere haatho mai uthke aap, mujhe itne pyaar se gale lagaya hai, mai toh aaj Bhagwaan ko special prasad chadhaungi, Daya khushi se bolti hai. 

Arey mai yaha mere patni ke taaqat se hairan, kisi bacche ki tarah uske haatho mai uthke latka hoon, aur yaha meri patni ko prasad chadhana hai. Bapu, aap bolo na,  Daya se, ki mujhe neeche utaaare, jethalal bolta hai

Jetha ka beta Tappu usi time, ghar ke andar aata hai, uski Maa , apne pita jethalal ko bacche ki tarah haatho mai cradle uthaake dekh hasne lagta hai. Wah baapu, aap toh bahut cute lag rahe ho, aur maa ko itne pyaar se gale lagaye hue pehli baar dekh raha hoon

Arey chup kar naalayak, Jethalal bolta hai, tumhari maa, tere bapu ko aise haatho mai uthaya hai, jaise koi hero, heroine ko uthaata hai, romantic gaane mai. Apni maa ke taaqat se tujhe hairani nahi hua ? Jethalal puchta hai

Arey saari ladies mai taaqat hoti hai bapu, apni sonu toh apni tapu sena ki sab ladko ko asaani se uthaleti hai, tappu bolta hai

Tere se baat karna hi bekaar hai, arey Daya, aur kitna der apni pati ko haath mai uthaake khadi rahogi? Mera wazan se tujhe taqleef nahi ho raha ?  Jethalal puchta hai

Apne mote pati ko cradle mai uthaya hua Daya, apni badi badi aakho se Jethalal ko bade pyaar se dekh rahi hai. Arey tappu ka bapu, aap haa boliye, mai haatho mai kya, aapko mere kandhe ke upar bhi bithalungi, maharaja ki tarah. Daya bolti hai pyaar se, aur neeche utaarti hai jethalal ko 

Dekha jijaji ? Ab bolo, koi ladki hai, daya didi jitni taaqat wali ? Aap dikhao, mai turant shaadi karunga, Sundar bolta hai

Hey bhagwan, ab is nalayak sundar ko koi pehalwaani karne waali ladki dundhna padega kya ? Jethalal sochta hai

Evening canteen mai jethalal, taarak ke saath baitha hai. Ab mai kya karu ? Jethalal bolta hai. Yeh naalayak sundar ko Daya jitni tagdi aur taaqat waali ladki chahiye, aur yeh daya toh mujhe film ke hero jaise, haatho mai uthaake khadi thi, kya karu kuch samajh mai nahi aa raha

Taarak has raha hai, jethalal, ladki matlab strong hi hogi, aap Daya ki saheli ki ladki se, shaadi karaado na uska

Arey mujhe kal hi pata chala ki Daya itni tagdi hai, ab yeh khushboo , agar tagdi nahi nikli to mai kya karu ? Woh sundar fir se sabko chuna lagake bhaag jaayega

Waise bhi aapko sundar pasand nahi, chodo na usko, kyon shaadi karane ka zimmedari aap apne sar daal rahe ho ? Taarak puchta hai

Arey aapko pata nahi, Daya mere peeche padi hai, kal mujhe manaane ke liye, aage se mujhe utha bhi lia tha, front lift style mai, jethalal pareshaani se bolta hai. Jab se Daya jaanlia ki mujhe woh aasaani se utha sakti hai, mera time hi kharab ho gaya

Abhi toh jab bhi daya ko mere upar pyaar aata hai, mujhe uthane aa jaati hai, pata hai ? Bachpan mai maa uthaane ke baad se, koi mujhe nahi uthaya tha, lekin ab is umar mai, meri biwi mujhe utha rahi hai, jetha dukhi hoke bolta hai

Arey, mia biwi mai, uthaana toh common hai, mere biwi bhi mujhe kabhi kabhi lap mai uthaleti hai , taarak bolte hai. Anjali bhabhi bhi ? Jethalal hairani se puchte hai

Arey haa, isme kaunsi badi baat hai ? Jab hum dono akele hote hai, toh anjali mujhe apni lap mai kheechke bithaaleti hai, aur apni patni ke godh mai baithna, kisko pasand nahi aata ? Taarak puchta hai

To be continued …

Shehar ke outskirts par ek kharaab rasta hai, uspar ek autorickshaw bade mushkil se chal raha hai, auto ke andar Champaklal aur uski bahu Daya travel kar rahe hai

Kharaab raste ke wajah se bahut mushkil ho raha hai auto driver ko. Madamji, aur is raaste mai gaya toh mera auto ko damage ho jaayega, bahut kharcha padega tab, driver bolta hai

Theek hai waise bhi hum sahi road par aagaye hai, Sirf ghar dhundana hai, Champaklal bolta hai. Arey bahu, tumhaara paas chutta hai? Champaklal puchta hai

Haa papaji , ruko. Daya bolti hai aur paise deti hai, dono utarke ek chai ki thele ke paas address puchte hai, aur ghar ke saamne aate hai
Papaji, yaha lagta hai paani ka pipe toota hai, itna Saara ganda paani beh raha hai raste par, aur hame iske upar se hi ghar tak  pahunchna hai, Daya bolti hai. 

Arey yeh toh problem ho gaya, mera paav ka dard puri tarah theek nahi hua, aur upar se kapde bhi gande ho jaayenge

Papaji, mere paas ek idea hai, Daya bolti hai 

Udhar ghar ke andar ek pati patni, mehmaano ka intezaar kar rahe hai, abtak toh Daya aur uske sasur Champaklal ko aa jaana chahiye tha, zara baahar dekhke aao na, kahi hamara ghar mila ya nahi unko. Pati puchta hai

Patni darwaaza khol ke hairani se baahar dekh rahi hai, Arey kya hua ? Koi buzurg aur ek jawaan ladki dikh rahe kya ? Pati andar se puchta hai. 
Woh pata nahi, lekin hamare ghar ke saamne, ek ladki, ek busurg aadmi ko bacche ki tarah qamar mai uthaake khadi hai ! Patni bolti hai

Yeh tum kya bol rahi ho ? Pati baahar aake dekhta hai, Daya apne sasur ko apni qamar ke upar uthaake, behti naale ko paar kar rahi hai, dono pati patni, Daya ki taaqat se ekdum hairan hai ! 

Yeh Daya khaati kya hai ? Uska sasur champaklal koi patla halka aadmi nahi hai, fir bhi usko bacche ki tarah uthaake chal rahi hai apne qamar mai. Hey bhagwaan ! Patni bolti hai

Sasur ko ab bhi uthaake hi Daya, pati patni ke paas aati hai. Tum apne sasur ko aise bacche ki tarah uthaake kyon khadi ho ? Pati puchta hai hairani mai. Arey uncle, paapaji ka pair mai dard hai, aur woh behti naala ganda bhi tha, toh maine hi unko uthaalia, Daya bolti hai

Daya ke qamar mai uthaaye hue sasurji, uski bahu ki taaqat se Ekdum shocked hai, Arey ab toh mujhe neeche utaaro, champaklal bolta hai. Arey paapaji, itni duur toh maine aapko uthaake laa hi lia hai, ab aise hi ghar ke andar le jaake utaarungi, Daya bolti hai

He bhagwan, yeh ladki kis cheez se bani hai ? Patni puchti hai. Daya aur uski sasur ab chai peerahe hai, actually Hum, Daya Ka  bhai sundarlal ke shaadi ke liye, aapki beti Khushboo ka haath maangne aaye hai, champaklal bolta hai, pati patni ko

Yeh toh badi acchi baat hai, pati patni bolte hai, hamaari beti khushboo ab naukri kar rahi hai, sundarlal aur hamaari beti ek baar mil le, dono ko pasand hua toh baat badhate hai. 

Agle din ki subah, Jethalal apne ghar mai, Dukan Jaane ke liye ready ho raha hai. Daya nashta lekar aati hai, papa bol rahe they ki tumne unko apne qamar mai uthaalia tha ? Woh bhi khushboo ke ghar ke saamne? Mere papa ab bhi shock mai hai ! Jethalal bolta hai

Daya hasne lagti hai, agar aapke paapa ki jagah mere paapa hote, toh bhi mai yahi karti, Daya bolti hai. Kya sach mai unko uthaa sakti ho tum ? Jethalal hairaani se puchta hai. Tum jaisi patli ladki, itna strong kaise ho sakti hai ? 

har ladki strong hi hoti hai, aur waise, apne gharwaalo ko nahi, toh ek bahu aur kisko uthaayegi ? Daya puchti hai pyaar se. Chalo dukan ke liye der ho raha hai, shaam ko baat karte hai, jethalal bolta hai

Shaam ko Daya, uska bhai Sundar, Jethalal aur champaklal sab  chai peeke baat kar rahe hai. Dekho sundar, yeh khushboo Daya ki ek dost ki behan hai, ladki acchi hai. Ek baar milo usko, pasand aaye toh shaadi ki baat karenge, Champaklal bolte hai

Itni jaldi shaadi ? Sundar puchta hai. Ab toh shaadi karke settle ho jao. Aur mujhe chuna lagaana chodo. Jethalal gusse mai bolta hai. 

Mai aisi ladki se shaadi karunga jo daya didi jitni taaqat waali hogi, sundar bolta hai. Tumhaara didi aur taaqatwali ? Jethalal hasne lagta hai, maachis ki teeli jitna moti hai tumhara didi. 

Tappu ke pappa, mujhe itna kamzor mat samjhiye, kya aap sundar ko utha sakte ho ? Daya puchti hai. Sundar ko ? Yeh saand ko kaun utha sakta hai ? Jethalal hasta hai

Sundar idhar aao, daya bolti hai, sundar ko ek hi jhatke mai uthaake, apni qamar ke upar bitha leti hai. Apni patli biwi, sundar jaise bhaari aadmi ko uthaake dekh  jethalaal ki muh, khula ka khula rehta jaata hai ! 

Tappu ki ma ! Tumhari patli qamar ke upar Sundar jaisa saand ko kyon bitha ke rakhi ho ? Uska pura wazan uthake.. Neeche utaaro usko. Kahi chot na aajaye

Daya, sundar ka pura wazan uthaake khadi hai, aur has rahi hai. Tappu ke bapu, mai pura bachpan sundar ko utha rahi hoon, sundar toh mere liye pankh jitna halka hai. 

Jethalal ko apni patni ka taaqat dekh ke darr lag raha hai, Yeh toh apne se bhaari aur lambi aadmi ko aasaani se qamar mai uthaake, rakshas jaisi has rahi hai ! Jethalal sochta hai

Daya ke qamar ke upar baithe sundar ab bolta hai, dekha jijaji. Koi ladki hai ? Didi jitni taaqat waali ? Batao 

Yeh Kaisi baat hui ? Yeh sundar gubbara jaisa hai, dekhne mai tagda hai, lekin andar se khokla, isko koi bhi uthelega, jethalal bolta hai. 

Arey sach mai bahu tagdi hai, uss din mujhe bhi uthaya tha na, champaklal bolta hai, bapu aap rehne do, aap pehle jaise jawaan aur bhaari nahi ho, jethalal bolta hai

Agar tum sach mai taaqat hai toh, mujhe uthaalo. Jethalal bolta hai, sundar aur champaklal dono hairan hai.

Jijaji toh bade confident hai, apne wazan pe..Sundar jo abhi bhi daya ke patli kamar ke upar baitha hai, bolta hai. Didi, jijaji ko aap cradle style uthalo 

Daya, sundar ko utaarke, apne haatho ko jethalal ki taraf dikhati hai, Aao Tappu ka bapu, aapko mai special tareeke se uthalungi. Mere pati ke liye, mere dil mai hi nahi, mere haatho mai bhi khaas jagah hai, Daya ab jetha ke paas aati hai

Arey daya, Mai mazaak kar raha tha..yeh tum kya kar rahi ho, jethalal darr se bolta hai, Daya apne haatho se jethalal ka pura wazan uthaleti hai. Jethalal ko yakeen nahi aa raha ki, uski patli biwi, usko cradle lift mai utha lia hai ! 

Hey bhagwaan, mujhe bachaalo, Daya ke haatho mai uthaye hue jethalal darr se bolta hai. Woh neeche dekhta hai, aur Daya ke haatho mai uthaya woh, zameen se itna upar hai dekh ke, Daya ko kas ke gale lagta hai, darr se

Arey waah Tappu ke bapu, pehli baar mere haatho mai uthke aap, mujhe itne pyaar se gale lagaya hai, mai toh aaj Bhagwaan ko special prasad chadhaungi, Daya khushi se bolti hai. 

Arey mai yaha mere patni ke taaqat se hairan, kisi bacche ki tarah uske haatho mai uthke latka hoon, aur yaha meri patni ko prasad chadhana hai. Bapu, aap bolo na,  Daya se, ki mujhe neeche utaaare, jethalal bolta hai

Jetha ka beta Tappu usi time, ghar ke andar aata hai, uski Maa , apne pita jethalal ko bacche ki tarah haatho mai cradle uthaake dekh hasne lagta hai. Wah baapu, aap toh bahut cute lag rahe ho, aur maa ko itne pyaar se gale lagaye hue pehli baar dekh raha hoon

Arey chup kar naalayak, Jethalal bolta hai, tumhari maa, tere bapu ko aise haatho mai uthaya hai, jaise koi hero, heroine ko uthaata hai, romantic gaane mai. Apni maa ke taaqat se tujhe hairani nahi hua ? Jethalal puchta hai

Arey saari ladies mai taaqat hoti hai bapu, apni sonu toh apni tapu sena ki sab ladko ko asaani se uthaleti hai, tappu bolta hai

Tere se baat karna hi bekaar hai, arey Daya, aur kitna der apni pati ko haath mai uthaake khadi rahogi? Mera wazan se tujhe taqleef nahi ho raha ?  Jethalal puchta hai

Apne mote pati ko cradle mai uthaya hua Daya, apni badi badi aakho se Jethalal ko bade pyaar se dekh rahi hai. Arey tappu ka bapu, aap haa boliye, mai haatho mai kya, aapko mere kandhe ke upar bhi bithalungi, maharaja ki tarah. Daya bolti hai pyaar se, aur neeche utaarti hai jethalal ko 

Dekha jijaji ? Ab bolo, koi ladki hai, daya didi jitni taaqat wali ? Aap dikhao, mai turant shaadi karunga, Sundar bolta hai

Hey bhagwan, ab is nalayak sundar ko koi pehalwaani karne waali ladki dundhna padega kya ? Jethalal sochta hai

Evening canteen mai jethalal, taarak ke saath baitha hai. Ab mai kya karu ? Jethalal bolta hai. Yeh naalayak sundar ko Daya jitni tagdi aur taaqat waali ladki chahiye, aur yeh daya toh mujhe film ke hero jaise, haatho mai uthaake khadi thi, kya karu kuch samajh mai nahi aa raha

Taarak has raha hai, jethalal, ladki matlab strong hi hogi, aap Daya ki saheli ki ladki se, shaadi karaado na uska

Arey mujhe kal hi pata chala ki Daya itni tagdi hai, ab yeh khushboo , agar tagdi nahi nikli to mai kya karu ? Woh sundar fir se sabko chuna lagake bhaag jaayega

Waise bhi aapko sundar pasand nahi, chodo na usko, kyon shaadi karane ka zimmedari aap apne sar daal rahe ho ? Taarak puchta hai

Arey aapko pata nahi, Daya mere peeche padi hai, kal mujhe manaane ke liye, aage se mujhe utha bhi lia tha, front lift style mai, jethalal pareshaani se bolta hai. Jab se Daya jaanlia ki mujhe woh aasaani se utha sakti hai, mera time hi kharab ho gaya

Abhi toh jab bhi daya ko mere upar pyaar aata hai, mujhe uthane aa jaati hai, pata hai ? Bachpan mai maa uthaane ke baad se, koi mujhe nahi uthaya tha, lekin ab is umar mai, meri biwi mujhe utha rahi hai, jetha dukhi hoke bolta hai

Arey, mia biwi mai, uthaana toh common hai, mere biwi bhi mujhe kabhi kabhi lap mai uthaleti hai , taarak bolte hai. Anjali bhabhi bhi ? Jethalal hairani se puchte hai

Arey haa, isme kaunsi badi baat hai ? Jab hum dono akele hote hai, toh anjali mujhe apni lap mai kheechke bithaaleti hai, aur apni patni ke godh mai baithna, kisko pasand nahi aata ? Taarak puchta hai

To be continued …