TMUC: Padosi ki madat

Arey Tappu ke bapu, aap kidhar ho ? Daya bhabhi dhundhate hue aati hai

Arey abhi abhi thaka haara ghar aaya hoon . kuch chai naashte ke bandobast karo na ? Jetha Daya se puchta hai

Arey tappu ke bapu , yeh lo, chai aur garma garam pakode , aap khaake ekdum fresh ho jaao. Daya bolti hai

Daya ki bolne ka style se Jetha ko ehsaas hota hai ki kuch kaam hai. Dekho Daya , yeh shaam ke waqt mere se ghar ke kaam nahi hoga . waise tum hi ab ghar mai taaqat waali hona , sab tum kardo na

Arey tappu ki bapu, apna ghar ka kaam toh aapke babuji aasani se kar denge . lekin yeh kaam padosi ka hai

Accha theek hai, jetha bolta hai aur ek pakoda haath mai leta hai. Kiska ghar kaam hai ?

Apni Babita ke ghar madat chahiye, bechare Iyer bhai ka tabiyat kharaab hai, Daya bolti hai

Jaise hi Jetha yeh sunta hai, haath ka pakoda plate mai daalke Iyer ke ghar jhat se pahunch jaata hai

Jetha Jaise ghar ki ghanti bajata hai, Babita darwaza kholti hai, Iyer ko qamar ke upar uthaake babita jetha ke saamne khadi hai

Ayyo, tujhe aur koi nahi mila madat ke liye ? Iyer, jo babita ke qamar mai baitha hai, babita se bolta hai .

Babita ji, aapko madat chahiye ? Jetha haske puchta hai.

Arey jethaji , aap madat ke liye aagaye , so sweet of you .dekhiye mere pati ka tabiyat kharaab hai, Babita bolti hai aur apne qamar ke upar uthaaya hua iyer ko gaal mai kiss karti hai

Jetha ko andar garmi aati hai

Andar aao na, babita bolti hai, jetha andar aata hai. Iyer jiska tabiyat kharaab hai , kaafi kamazor hai . Babita iyer ko sofa ke upar bithaati hai

Mera ghar mai short circuit ho gaya hai, aur iske wajah se fuse udd gaya, kya aap naya fuse daalenge ? Babita jetha se puchti hai

Haa bilkul, kyon nahi ? Jetha bolta hai

Jetha ko babita fuse box ke paas bulaati hai. Arey yeh fuse box toh bahut upar hai , mera haath itna upar nahi pahunchega , jetha bolta hai . Arey mai hoon na, mai aapki madat karungi, Babita bolti hao

Jetha ko lagta hai ki babita koi stool leke aayegi.lekin babita uske saamne khadi ho jaati hai, aur jhat se jhuk ke jetha ko front lift mai uthaa leti hai !

Jetha babita ke haatho mai utha hua aisa lag raha hai ki uski pura jahan babita ke haatho mai uth gaya hai

Babitaji yeh aap kya kar rahi hai ? Jetha neeche dekh ke puchta hai shock mai

Jetha ko babita front lift mai uthaake khadi hai, kyon ? Abhi bhi haath nahi pahunch raha ? Babita puchti hai , aur apna paav ko bhi jetha ka wazan leke aur upar uthaati hai

Hey bhagwaan, yeh babita toh bina kuch bole mujhe seedha utha lia, meri toh dil ka dhadkane band ho gaya lagta hai, jetha sochta hai

Babita ka baaho mai utha jetha ko, ab fuse haath lagta hai, aur nikaalta hai. Arey fuse udd gaya hai, jetha ko abhi bhi uthaake khadi babita bolti bai

Haa babita ji, agar aap mujhe neeche utaaroge toh mai theek karaake aata hoon , jetha bolta hai

Babita jetha ko neeche utaarti hai , jaldi theek kijiye na, mai aapko baadme rasagulla khilaungi , Babita bolti hai

Jetha jhat se tarak ke ghar pahunchta hai . Yeh fuse repair karaadona bhai, Jetha bolta hai

Arey electronic store ka maalik tum ho, mujhe kyon bol rahe ho fuse theek karne ? Taarak haste puchta hai. Arey mera haath kaap raha hai, babita jee ne mujhe godh mai uthaa lia tha ! Jetha bolta hai

Arey baapre ! Tumhara wazan ke hisab se toh babita bhabhi bahut tagdi nikli ! Lekin usne uthaya kyon ? Taarak puchta hai

Tabhi jetha ka beta Tappu , sonu ke saath aata hai , bapu , mummy puch rahi thi ki Iyer uncle ka madat aapna kia ki nahi ?

Arey Daya ko bolo mai usi kaam mai busy hoon, Taarak bolta hai . Dekho na Taarak bhai, Babita ji ne bina kuch bole mujhe utha lia, ab kisi aur ke pati ko aise uthaate hai kya aise ? Agar usko chot lag jaata toh kya hota ?

Arey Jetha uncle , Babita Aunty ladki hai, ladko ko uthaane mai ladkio ko kaunsi problem rehti hai ? Sonu bolti hai

Kya matlab ? Jetha puchta hai . Arey ladko ko uthaanaa toh ladkio ke liye bahut aasan hoti hai, mai toh khel khel mai tappu ko, din mai bahut baar uthaati hoon ! Sonu bolti hai

Tappu ! Ladka hoke tum ladkio se apne aap ko lift karaate ho ? Tum isiliye khelne jaate ho ?

Arey kya bapu, mummy bhi toh aapko kabhi kabhi qamar mai uthaa leti hai, Sonu bolta hai

Nalayak ! aisi nazuk patli ladki ko kaise uthaane deti ho ? Usko chot aagaya toh ? Mai Bhide sir ko kya jawaab dunga ? Ki mera bhaari bete ko uthaane ki chakkar mai uski beti ko chot lag gaya ?

Arey uncle , tappu dikhta bhaari hai, lekin bahut halka hai , Sonu haste bolti hai. Tappu ke paas aake usko aasani se cradle mai uthaaleti hai

Apne Bete ko, umar mai choti aur halki Sonu ke baaho mai cradle lift hua dekh kar Jetha shock ho jaata hai !

Dekha ? Tappu ko kitna aasani se utha sakti hoon, usko uthaake mai naach bhi sakti hoon, Sonu bolti hai aur Tappu ko baaho mai uthaake hi, woh gol gol ghumne lagti hai aur kuch dance steps bhi karti hai

Hey bhagwaan ! Tappu, tum school ke baad khelne ke time Sonu ke baaho mai hi jhulte rehte ho kya , Raat tak ? Jetha puchta hai .

Arey nahi uncle , kisne kaha ki mai shaam tak Tappu ko sirf Cradle hi uthaake rehti hoon, Tappu ko piggyback bahut pasand hai, aadha time mai usko aise hi toh uthaake ghumti hoon ! Sonu bolti hai

Tappu ab sonu ke haath se utar kar iske peeth ke peeche jaake jump karta hai, Sonu haste haste Tappu ko aasani se piggyback uthaake jump karne lagti hai

Taarak aur Jetha ko , Sonu ki taaqat dekhke bolti band ho gayi hai ! Arey bas karo Sonu, itni uchal kud karoge toh pair mai moch aajayega ! Taarak bolta hai

Arey aap tension mat lo uncle, tappu ko uthaanaa toh mera roz ka kaam hai, Sonu bolti hai aur ek pair mai khadi ho jaati hai, Tappu ko piggyback uthaake balance karte hue

Arey yeh Sonu ko chodo, yeh toh pehle se tagdi hai , lekin Babita bhabhi ne aapko uthaya kyon ? Taarak puchta hai Jetha se

Arey woh fuse box kaafi upar tha, mujhe laga Babita chair ya seedi laayegi, lekin mujhe toh woh seedhe aage se uthaa lia ! Jetha bolta hai

Arey fir toh Babita aunty ne ghalti kar dia ! Sonu jo abhi bhi Tappu ko piggyback mai uthaake khadi hai , bolti hai . tum kya bol rahi ho ? Jetha puchta hai

Agar koi ladke ko upar pahunchna hai , toh ek ladki usko aage se nahi, kandhe par bithaana chahiye ! Sonu bolti hai aur Tappu ko neeche utaarti hai . kandhe ke upar ? Woh kaise ? Taarak puchta hai

Chalo Tappu, apna favourite lift karte hai , Sonu bolti hai aur sofa ke upar baith jaati hai. Tappu sofa ke upar chad jaata hai, aur Sonu ke kandhe ke upar baith jaata hai. Sonu aasani se Tappu ka pura wazan uthaake khadi ho jaati hai. Dekho uncle , ek ladki ko aise uthaanaa chahiye , upar pahunchne ko. Sonu bolti hai

Dekho ab Tappu mere kandhe ke upar baith kar kitna upar pahunch sakta hai, Sonu bolti hai.

Arey Bahut ho gaya tum dono ka khel ! Jetha irritate hoke bolta hai. Abtak toh Sonu tappu ko har tareeke se utha chuki hai.

Arey nahi uncle, ladko ko uthaane ke aur bhi bahut tareeke hai, Sonu bolti hai aur Tappu jo uski kandhe ke upar baitha hai, uski taraf upar dekhti hai. Haina Tappu ?

Haa bapu, Sonu mujhe qamar ke upar bhi utha saqti hai, Jaise maa aapko. Tappu bolta hai . Bas kar nalayak ! Jetha gusse mai bolta hai

Agli baar mujhe pata chala ki tum khelne ke time par Aise Tappu ko uthaake ghumti rehti ho, toh mai Tappu ko baahar bhejna band kardunga . Jetha gusse mai bolta hai.

Arey aisa mat karo uncle , Tappu ko mai nahi toh aur kaun uthaayegaa ? Sonu bolti hai aur Tappu ko neeche utaarti hai . waise sirf mai nahi, gokul dham ke sab ladkia , ladko ko uthaati hai. Sonu bolti hai

Chalo mai fuse ka cable theek karta hoon, Taarak bolta hai, Suniye, ek minute andar aaoge ? Anjali babhi taarak se puchti hai . Haa jao na, Jetha Tarak ko bolta hai. Taarak kitchen ke andar jaata hai

Kaafi time hua lekin Tarak bahaar nahi aata , Arey Taarak bhai, der ho raha hai, fuse dedo, mai baagha se repair kara dunga , jetha bolta hai aur kitchen ke andar aata hai

Kitchen mai anjali bhabi , Taarak ko apne qamar ke upar utha lia hai, aur dono ek dusre ko bade pyaar se dekh rahe hai. Tappu aur Sonu has rahe hai

Taarak bhai.. Aap bhi !!!

To be continued……