Popatlal ko mehsoos hota hai ki Sodhi , shock mai usi ki taraf dekh raha hai
Arey Sonu mujhe apne baaho se neeche utaaro , Sodhi mujhe tere haatho mai uthaaya dekh kar kya sochega ? Popatlal bolta hai Sonu ko. Jo abhi bhi usko cradle mai uthaake khadi hai
Koi baat nahi uncle , mai toh unke bete gogi ko bhi uthaati rehti hoon
Arey baccho ko toh theek hai , aise bade logo ko tum uthaaogi toh log kya kahenge ? chodo mujhe ! Popatlal bolta hai. Sonu usko apne haatho se neeche utaarti hai
Babita Iyer ko cradle uthaake hi ghar ke andar aati hai. Sodhi aur iski biwi bhi saath aate hai. Babita bhabhi, aap hame bolte , aise koi shaadi shuda aurat apne pati ko uthaake ghumti hai kya ? Sodhi puchta hai
Thank you Sodhi ji, ek pati ko apni patni nahi toh aur kaun uthaayegi ? Babita haske bolti hai. Dr hathi bole ki mere pati ka haaalat sudhar raha hai, toh mujhe bahut accha laga. Babita bolti hai
Agle din Iyer ka tabiyat thoda sudhar gaya hai.
Ayyo , mere ko ghar mai baith baith ke dimaag kharaab hua hai ji. Mai aaj shopping karunga , woh bolta hai aur haath mai basket leta hai
Jetha ghar mai shave kar raha hai, jaise woh shaving khatam karke , muh dhota hai aur mirror mai dekhta hai, tab peeche Daya pyaar se jetha ko dekh rahi hai
Jetha ko Daya apne haatho se towel se muh ko saaf karti hai. Arey waah tappu ke baapu , aap pura shave karke itna handsome lag rahe ho, mujhe toh sharam aa rahi hai ! Daya sharmaake bolti hai
Jetha ko yeh sunke pura hero jaisa mehsoos hota hai, aur chaati chauda karta hai
jab Daya achaanak usko apne haatho mai cradle utha leti hai !
Arey Daya ! Yeh tum kya kar rahi ho ? Jetha jo sirf towel mai hai aur apni patli biwi ke baaho mai cradle utthaya gaya hai, aur shock mai puchta hai !
Kyon nahi Tappu ke baapu ? Agar ek pati clean shave hoke itna handsome lagega, aur biwi ke saamne sirf towel pahanke khada hoga ? Toh biwi kya karegi ? Baaho mai uthaa legi na !
har mard ko aisa hi hona chahiye ! Daya Jetha ko cradle mai uthaake bolti hai, aur usko uthaake gol gol ghumane lagti hai
Yeh subah subah Daya mujhe baaho mai uthaa lia hai, ab pata nahi Pura din kaise jaayega ? Jetha sochta hai jab Daya uske gaal mai puppi deti hai
Waha Iyer josh mai Abdul chacha ke dukaan ke paas aata hai aur bread, milk , biscuits khareedta hai. Itne mai Sundar Jetha ke ghar ki taraf jaate jaate , kela khaake chilka road par fek ke jaata hai
Iyer chilka nahi dekhta aur uske upar fisal kar gir jaata hai. Ayyo mera pair ! Iyer chillaata hai. Abdul chacha turant Jetha ko phone karta hai.
Jetha abhi bhi Daya ke haatho cradle utha hai jab phone bajne lagta hai. Arey Daya mujhe neeche utaaro na, phone baj raha hai, Jetha puchta hai
Pehle mujhe gaal mai puppi do , fir mai aapko neeche utaarungi, Daya bolti hao
Jetha bhai, tumhara Saale ke wajah se Iyer bhai road par pade hai, jaldi aa jao ! Abdul bolta hai phone mai
Hey bhagwaan, ye nalayak sundar ke wajah se mujhe kya kya din dekhna pad raha hai ! Jetha bolta hai aur abdul chacha ke dukaan ki taraf aata hai. Daya peeche peeche aati haiIyer road par baitha hai, Jetha usko uthaane ko try karta hai, lekin khud uska qamar par dard hone lagta
hai. Meri Qamar ! Jetha dard mai bolta hai.
Hey bhagwaan, mere bhai ke wajah se Iyer bhai road par pada hai, Jai dwarkadheesh ! Daya bolti hai aur Iyer ko seedhe zameen se apne baaho mai cradle uthaa leti hai
Arey baapre ! mere wajah se itna sara bawaal hogaya ! accha hai mai ahmedabad laut jau. Sundar sochta hai aur turant auto pakadta hai. Aaj waise bhi jijaji se taxi ka bhaada nahi milne waala
Iyer aur Abdul , dono shock mai hai. Jetha qamar pakad ke ye dekh raha hai. Yeh Daya apna pati chod ke ab dusro ka pati ko bhi uthaane lagi ab ! Jetha bolta hai, dukhi hoke
Babita jo baahar gayi thi, ab auto mai aati hai. Arey jetha ji, aapko qamar fir se jakad gaya ? Babita bolti hai aur Jetha kuch kehne se pehle usko cradle mai uthaa leti hai , sab ke saamne !
Hey bhagwaan , bas yahi ek baaki tha ab ! Jetha bolta hai babita ko. Pehle Daya mujhe aise baaho mai uthaaya, ab aap uthaake khadi hai . yeh Gokuldham society ke ladies ko ho kya gaya hai ? Jetha bolta hai Babita ko
Arey , Daya mere pati ko uthaa sakti hai, toh mai aapko kyon nahi utha sakti ? Babita puchti hai aur Jetha ko cradle mai uthaake hi Daya ke paas leke aati hai
Daya aap fikar mat karo, aapke pati mere baaho mai hifasad se uthaya hua hai.
Yeh kya ho gaya ! mujhe dono ko saath uthaane ka jee kar raha hai ! Daya bolti bai . ek taraf mera pati aur dusri taraf Iyer bhai , dono dard mai hai
Ayyo, Daya bhabhi , aise aap apne pati ko koi aur dusri shaadi shuda aurat uthaane kaise de rahi ho ? Aap mujhe utaaro aur jetha ko uthaao na. Iyer bolta hai
Daya Iyer ko apne haatho se neeche utaarti hai aur Babita ke paas aati hai, Babita ji, please mere pati ko mere baaho mai daalo na , Daya bolti
Jetha babita ke haatho mai lift hoke bada khush hai, lekin jab Daya usko maangti hai toh usko accha nahi lagta .
Arey Daya ab rehne do, mera qamar ab dard nahi kar raha , Jetha bolta hai. Toh Babita ji ke baaho mai hi kyon latke hue ho ? Neeche utaro na. Daya bolti hai
Babita ab Jetha ko neeche utaarti hai aur Iyer ke paas aati hai, ek hi jhatke mai Iyer ko armpits se uthaake, ekdum upar leti hai, aur usko haatho mai hi swing karke usko front piggyback le leti hai, bacche ki tarah
Iyer ko halka fulka sa bacche ki tarah jaise babita ne apne haatho se uthaake , usko hug karke lift kia, Gokuldham ke sabhi log, Babita ke taaqat se shock mai hai ! Ayyo mera toh izzat ka paani paani ho gaya ! Iyer sochta hai
Jis tarah Babita Iyer ko baby ki tarah, tight hug mai uthaayi hai Iyer ko, jetha ko garmi aati hai . Daya scene dekh ke sharma rahi hai.
Iyer ko front piggyback mai uthaake Babita ab apne ghar ki taraf chalne lagti hai . Tappu ke baapu, mujhe aap kab aise uthaane doge ? Daya sharmaake Jetha ko puchti hai
Babita Iyer ko front piggyback uthaake ek ek step Chad rahi hai , ghar tak. Iyer kabhi sapne mai bhi nahi socha tha , ki pure gokuldham ke logo ke saamne, uski biwi usko aise front piggyback uthaake , ghar tak chalke jaayegi ek din
Iyer ko front piggyback mai hi uthaake , babita apne purse se keys nikaalati hai. Iyer ko darwaaze ke against aur upar uthaake rest karti hai aur lock kholti hai
Pehle mujhe kiss karo , Babita bolti hai, Iyer ko darwaaze ke against uthaake . Ayyo, tujhe is waqt mai chumma chahiye ? Iyer puchta hai. Itne mai babita darwaaze ka taala kholti hai
Jaise darwaza khulta hai, Iyer neeche gir jaata hai . Ayyo meri qamar ! Iyer chillaata hai.
Daya bhabhi shaam ko Iyer ke ghar soup dene jaati hai . Iyer bhai ko babita apne godh mai bithaake chai pila rahi hai pyaar se . arey baba ! Daya bolti hai aur mud jaat hai, aankhe chupaake
Arey Daya bhabhi, aao na, aap kabhi apne pati ko aise godh mai nahi bithaati kya ? Babita haske bolti hai. Arey aisi baat nahi. Daya sharmaake bolti hai
Jetha ka bapu aur tappu ab Babita ke ghar aate hai. Dekho Iyer , apne aap ka khayal rakho. Tum aise bimaar padte rahoge toh sab auraten kitna tujhe uthaake ghumti rahegi ? Bapu bolte hai
Ok uncle ji, Iyer bolta hai . Aise mat boliye uncle ji. Jabse mere pati ki tabiyat kharaab hua hai, inko maine itna uthaake ghoomi hai, mujhe toh kitna khushi mili hai, Babita , abhi bhi Iyer ko lap mai uthaake bolti hai
Iyer ka dawai lene ke baad sone ka time aagaya hai. Iyer babita ki lap mai hi yawn karne lagta hai. Babita usko cradle mai uthaake khadi ho jaati hai. Aur usko uthake hi bedroom ke andar jaati hai
Waah Iyer bhai , aap dono ko kisi ka nazar lage ! Daya bolti hai. Aanchanak fir se bijli chali jaati hai. OMG fir se fuse udd gaya ! Babita tension mai bolti hai
Popatlal jo bagal se guzar raha hai, Babita ke baate sunn leta hai aur uske ghar ke andar aata hai. Babita bhabhi, aap fikar mat karo . mai aapki madat karunga .
Itne mai Daya jetha ko phone lagaati hai. Popatlal andar aata hai. Lagta hai aapke ghar mai kuch Short kar raha hai bijli ko, Popatlal bolta hai. Chalo mai fuse check karta hoon
Babita ji kuch hai upar pahunchne ke liye ? Popatlal puchta hai.
Haa haina , mera kandha ! Babita bolti hai aur popatlal ke pairo ke beech jhuk ke , ek kandhe mai usko side se uthaa leti hai ! Babita bhabhi mujhe aap ek kandhe mai utha lia ? Popatlal shock mai chillaata hai
Haa. Kyon ? Aapko dono kandho mai bithaana tha kya ? Popatlal ko abhi bhi uthaake hi babita puchti hai, upar dekh ke
Aise bachelor logo ko aap kyon uthaa leti ho Babita ji ? Aise karoge toh ladko ko heart attack aayega ! Popatlal neeche Babita ke kandhe mai lift hua bolta hai
Arey ! Kisne bola ki kuwaare ladko ko shaadi shuda auraten nahi uthaanaa chahiye ? Usko dikhao, mai usko bhi uthaa lungi ! Babita haske bolti hai
Babita ke kandhe mai uthaaya popatlal ko, fuse nikaala nahi jaa raha . yeh toh atak gaya hai ! nikal nahi raha . Popatlal bolta hai
Apna time lena popatlal bhaiya , mai jitna time chahiye utna time aapko uthaake rahungi, babita bolti hai
Oye ! Yeh kya chal raha hai Iyer ke ghar mai ? Sodhi puchke aata hai apne biwi ke saath. Popatlal ko side se ek kandhe mai uthaya babita ko dekh ke shock ho jaata hai
O teri ! Popatlal ! tujhe sharam nahi aati ? shaadi shuda aurato ke kandhe par aise koi kunwara chadta hai kya ? Neeche utaro !
Itne mai fuse popatlal ka haath mai jhatke ke saath aa jata hai ! Popatlal apna balance kho leta hai . popatlal ab babita ke kandhe se neeche girne hi waala hai jab Daya usko pakad ke apne kandhe ke upar uthaa leti hai bacche ki tarah
Oye ! Tum ab Babita ji ke kandhe se seedhe Daya bhabhi ke kandhe par aagaya ? Tabhi tera shaadi abtak nahi hua ! Sodhi hasta hai popatlal par
Itne mai popatlal ka haath se fuse neeche gir jaata hai aur floor par zor se awaaz aata hai uska padne ka
Oye papaji ! Sodhi shock mai chillaata hai aur uski biwi ke qamar ke upar kood jaata hai. Daya aur Babita shock mai hai ki Sodhi ka biwi , uske pati ko qamar mai uthaake araam se khadi hai
Haaye Sodhi ji ! aap fir zara si awaaz ke liye mere qamar ke upar chad gaye , jabse shaadi hui hai, tabse aapko har baar aise utha utha ke mai pareshaan ho gayi hoon ! Sodhi ki biwi pareshaan hoke Sodhi ki taraf dekhke bolti hai
Waah Sodhi Pa ji, aapka toh shaadi ho gaya hai, jab mann kare biwi se lift le sakte ho, lekin agar mujhe koi lift kia toh aapko jalan hoti hai ? Popatlal, jisko Daya abhi bhi kandhe par uthaake khadi hai , bolta hai
Jetha ab bhaagta andar aata hai, Babita ji ! Kya hua ?
uski biwi ke kandhe pe uthaya gaya Popatlal , aur sodhi ke biwi ke qamar par lift hua Sodhi ko dekh kar Jetha ka muh khula ka khula reh jaata hai !
Apne Gokuldham society par kisi ne jaadu tona kia hai lagta hai ! Sab aurate mardo ko jab mann kia utha rahi hai ! Jetha dukhi hoke bolta hai
Arey Jetha ji, aap bura mat maano, yaha bas ek mard hai jisko uthaya nahi hai, woh mai theek karuungi , Babita bolti hai aur Jetha ko fir se front lift mai uthaa leti hai
Babita ke haatho high front lift mai uthaya jetha, Popatlal ko dekhta hai, jo Daya ke kandhe mai uthaya gaya hai, aur Is taraf sodhi ko uski biwi qamar mai uthaake khadi hai. Aaj toh din hi kharaab nikla , Jetha rone lagta hai
Jethya ! Bapuji baahar se chillaate hai
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